August 21, 2003

 
clean your room actually means, "i love you and i'm really going to miss you...."

so yea...while we were at ophies house yesterday, annie was telling us about how her mom kept telling her to clean up her room. she didnt understand why her mom was so persistent on her cleaning her room...ophie said the same thing, she said right before she goes off somewhere by herself like to atlanta or anywhere else, her mom tells her to clean up her room. i found this true for myself also...so we came to the conclusion that "clean your room!" really means "i love you and i'm really going to miss you." its just the way chinese/asian moms show their love. i suppose...and its exactly what i got from my mom tonight....

i called lex up after i finished helping my mom mow the yard and i told him, "lets play tennis at 9" so he says ok. so around 850 i drive to lexs house cuz we're going to a court near his house cuz the courts at oyster point are locked now....anyways im waiting for him at his house cuz i want to get going before it starts raining, and his mom tells him that he needs to finish cleaning his room first. so anyways i sit here in front of his comp doing nothing...and i got spammed real bad...310 new messages in a day...stupid crapforbrains... well his mom comes up and finds im sitting here and shes like oh...and she asks me whats going on and stuff... she eventually asks me why i want to play tennis tonight, i tell her that i havent played in over 3 months and im getting fat. so she says to stay over night and play tomorrow morning. im like hey, thats a good idea cuz im already here and we can go play in the morning or whatever...so i call my dad and he says its ok, i ask my dad if its ok with my mom, and he says, "no problem, ill tell your mom..." 2 minutes later i get a phone call from my mom....

mom: why arent you coming home?
me: uhh...
mom: why do you have to stay there?
me: well, so i can go play tennis tomorrow morning
mom: how come you dont spend time with your family?
me: i ate dinner at home EVERYDAY so far...
mom: you never even talk to your family, how many times have you talked to us?
me: well i did spend time at home, why are you yelling at me?
mom: youre not even prepared
me: what do i need to be prepared for?
mom: your room isnt clean! you need to clean your room! how come you didnt ask me if you could stay?
me: i just asked dad!
mom: your dad says yes to everything you say! besides why do you have to stay there overnight anyways?
me: i never said i had to! if you want me to go home i will!
mom: you never listen to me anyways
me: ok, so if i go home, what do you want to do?
mom: by the time you get home, ill already be sleeping
me: so why do you want me home if youre not going to see me?
mom: you just sit at your computer with your headphones all day anyways

by this time, lexs mom comes up to me and she tells me to hand her the phone so i do...and lex comes up to me and says

lex: dude...when i heard you say, why are you yelling at me, i was like, "mom, go save him..."

so it looks like im staying here at lexs place for the night....sorry for the long entry...

in conclusion...haha if your mom tells you to clean your room, she really means "i love you"

bOiNg.chu.M[o]NsteR 10:43:00 PM

August 20, 2003

 
to be a JPG....

it used to consist of farting and acting "gay"...but our discipleship group has grown so much since then. today we had our last official dgroup...we spent alot of the time singing praise and worship songs...it was really fulfilling. the guys that are known as the JPGs are ready to move on...we've recieved johnnys blessing and we're ready to take on the world. accountability is necessary for our success and we will definitely have it. girls are not part of the plan...well not for now...sorry! rules are rules. anyways, most of us are leaving this weekend, but dont worry well come back to visit plenty...now im determined to go running during the fall...cuz those NTAs arent coming easy....neither is my shellpack....anyways hehe tonight was a good night...prayer is awesome!
bOiNg.chu.M[o]NsteR 11:12:00 PM

August 19, 2003

 
how do you get to mrs. fong's house?

fallin f0r Y0U: i could tell you how
fallin f0r Y0U: from your house
fallin f0r Y0U: drive down williams trace until you see the sugarwood subdivision on your right
fallin f0r Y0U: turn in, and make a left at the stop sign
fallin f0r Y0U: then you go all the way down
fallin f0r Y0U: follow the road
fallin f0r Y0U: until the first chance you get to take a left
fallin f0r Y0U: take the left, then take the next right
bOiNgcHubOiNg: uhh...
fallin f0r Y0U: and..yeah, her house is on the right..
bOiNgcHubOiNg: that doesnt make any sense to me
fallin f0r Y0U: lol
fallin f0r Y0U: right left left right
bOiNgcHubOiNg: ....
bOiNg.chu.M[o]NsteR 11:56:00 PM

 
back on 56k.....

lol...after being on t3 for 3 months...56k is really CRAPPY...anyways onto my awesome story.....

so i go to the dentist office and blahblahblah...i come back and i call lex to see what hes doing...he tells me he needs to go to the DPS. but he needs to get his haircut first before getting his picture taken...so i wait at home...well i didnt eat breakfast cuz i woke up late for the dentist appointment or whatever....but i gotta wait 30 minutes cuz of the stuff they put on your teeth...so i wait til my 30 min are up and im upstairs in my room...and i still have my shoes on and everything...that means my cell is still on my shorts, im wearing the cargo shorts i got from GAP...anyways i need to pee...so i go to my bathroom and do my business....right when i reach for the toilet flusher...i hear a *donk* so im like "OH CRAP NO...." and as i look down in the toilet bowl...i see the antenna from my phone slide down the toilet bowl and rest at the bottom of the little hole....so im like CRAP! IM GOING TO HAVE TO PULL A RYAN KWON! THIS IS JACKED! man...i thought about going ahead and flushing my antenna down the toilet...but you know i kinda need it cuz my phone already has bad reception....so i NEED IT!! but...its nasty cuz i hadnt flushed the toilet yet...so im standing in front of my toilet and i get the genius idea that if i used the toilet scrubber...maybe i wouldnt have to stick my hand into the toilet. great idea huh? NO the antenna goes a little further into the toilet bowl...so i decide to kinda swirl the water to see if i could get it to come up...still nothing...so im like CRAP i gotta get it...so finally i just stick my hand into my nasty toilet full of peewater and i grabbed my antenna...the whole time screaming my head off cuz its freaking nasty....jeebus....i got owned....
bOiNg.chu.M[o]NsteR 11:53:00 PM

August 18, 2003

 
its time to go home...

im gonna be home this week, finally. wow...a week of 56k! i guess ill really enjoy austin when i come back! haha alright ill update when i get home.
bOiNg.chu.M[o]NsteR 8:11:00 PM