October 11, 2002

 
i think im slowly losing my mind...first the Disney deal and now this...
btw this is grace hsiau

grace brings in 'Meet the Parents'
me: hey...you didnt have to rent it...i have a copy
grace: uhh you do?
me: yea DUH i have a copy and so does justine
grace: uhh...how was i supposed to know?
me: well i brought it that one day and justine brought hers and we showed it for fellowship
grace: ummm...you mean...'Parent TRAP'?
me: ....crap

yes...someone slap me back to reality...
bOiNg.chu.M[o]NsteR 11:40:00 PM

 
ok this was thursday...but i was too tired and i just remembered it...

on the way back from our elkins match, i was dropping tiffany off and i asked her how crawford's class was:
me: hey, so hows crawford's class?
tiff: uhh...haha she is very...
me: insane?
tiff: yes...today she was pretending to be a male seahorse giving birth
me: whoa what...a seahorse...
tiff: YES
me: wait...MALE seahorses give birth?
tiff: YES! and she was all acting it out!!

crawford...strange one indeed....
bOiNg.chu.M[o]NsteR 11:21:00 PM

October 10, 2002

 
ok...lex friggin drew a 'D' like the one in "Disney

me: man that looks like a 'G'
lex: no...its a 'D'
me: well it looks like the 'G' in Disney
lex: what...
me: it looks like the 'G' in Disney, am i right
lex: uhhh...no
me: the 'G' in Disney! cmon wayne, am i right?
wayne: uhhh..theres no 'G' in Disney
me: oh...crap
lex: haha stupid, thats what we've been trying to TELL YOU!!!
bOiNg.chu.M[o]NsteR 10:31:00 PM

October 09, 2002

 
aiya...i almost forgot how much i hate html...
bOiNg.chu.M[o]NsteR 11:29:00 PM

October 08, 2002

 
i get the priveledge of sitting next to GRACE LIN in pyschology....
today we were on the subject of the subconscieous mind....

(video of philip zimbardo [or however you spell his name] playing)
grace: wow...that is weird...(talking about the video)
me: mmhmm...yea going into the subconscieous mind
(grace continues doing worksheet)
me: i wonder what itll be like to go into YOUR subconscieous mind grace...
grace: oh no...you wouldnt want to do that, there are probably strange things going on in my subconscience
me: haha yea...ill probably come out a perv
grace: no...wait, maybe my subconscience and my conscience are DIFFERENT and like they arent anything alike.....
me: (blank stare)
grace: ok FINE

ha i win again!
bOiNg.chu.M[o]NsteR 11:34:00 PM

October 06, 2002

 
ok gid, i do have something...

today i was hanging out at church with the tsotso brothers and a few other ppl. every week, two lil kids are there and we play with them, one is joshua and the other is jeremy (no not me...) anyways, we're just playing with them when outta no where....this girl in awana (program that me mok lex and buncha other ppl volunteer on fridays for church) comes outta NO WHERE. at first i dont think about it too much. then, i notice that shes following me around...everytime i run after jeremy or joshua, she seems to follow me. i dont think much of it at first, but it turned out to be quite consistent....not ONLY that, THEN she started to make an effort to TALK to me. ok so im like 'whatever' btw this girl is like a friggn 5th GRADER!!!! [shuttup gid] anyways, im sitting on the floor and there is a row of chairs behind me, the girl is still following me around, then she sits on the chairs behind me and begins giving me a MASSAGE. ok by that time im FREAKED, so i get up and i move, and of course....guess whos right behind me. come to think of it, i dont even know her name...anyways i keep on playing with joshua and jeremy, the like to do karate and kung fu stuff, and they watch ultraman tiga...or something like that...when it comes outta their mouths it sounds more like 'uchaman-tiga' ok so im squatting on the floor, and i am holding onto jeremy, and then i hear her talking to me, so i ignore her...then she starts rubbing my legs and im like whoa...and i get up and just sit on the other side of the lobby...guess who follows....anyways this goes on and on and on, i get up, she follows me and tries to touch me and stuff....oh and i tell stanley tso. i try to sit next to him so that the girl wont have a spot next to me so she cant sit next to me and whatever, stanley then decides to get smart with me, he tells derrick, so everytime i tried to get a seat next to them, they would very smoothly get up and leave an open seat on PURPOSE...ugh, took me forever to notice, ok by this time chinese school is out for a break. i begin to plead with melody chien and joyce kuo for help. all i get is...'uhh.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA' joyce tells me that she knows the girl, and that helps me....how? anyways mel and joyce go back to chinese school and the cycle just starts ALL OVER AGAIN....her DAD even goes up to her and asks her what shes doin....all i could see was she was looking at her dad, saying something and pointing in my direction...stanley and derrick do NOT give me a break...ugh.THEN i decide to help zaneta with her algebra II hw, but then joshua comes running to us and wants to play a video game on zanetas phone, xcept her phone was out of batteries, being the nice guy i am i pull my cell out and let joshua sit on my lap and play while jeremy is sitting to my left side and GUESS WHO sits on my right.shes all trying to put her head on my shoulder and im pulling toward the left, and as im trying to get her NOT to touch me im making faces and steven and stanley, they just sit across the lobby and laugh at me...so then joshua dies in space impact and jeremy wants to play, but jeremy is on my left and she is on my RIGHT, so shes like 'put him on your lap so i can see!' im like uh...and i just put joshua down and i run to where steven stanley and derrick are sitting, stanley and derrick move, but thankfully, i had my BACKPACK to save a seat...finally...she leaves...or so i THOUGHT...she ends up coming BACK...and by this time joyce and melody are out of chinese school, i ask one of them to sit next to me, but they think im weird, so they never comply to my requests. anyways when they finally come over to explain why i wanted one of them to sit next to me, then...she FINALLY leaves...ugh, anyways, that was my VERY interesting sunday...seems like im turning into gideon...xcept the roles are REVERSED...and to make my day even worse...i had to tell mr. frank that the whole puppet team QUITS...by MYSELF *ahem lex ahem* always ditchin' me...ugh

so whats the point of this story? there is none...just to let you point at me and go ' HA HA'
bOiNg.chu.M[o]NsteR 11:54:00 PM

 
b a b ii w a w a (11:22:49 PM): alice ish too hot for jeremy

ugh so tired...sorry gid, nothing to amuse you...
bOiNg.chu.M[o]NsteR 11:18:00 PM